345 Quotes by Anthony Horowitz

If this is what you do to the winner, I'd hate to see how you treat the runner up.

What is this place? Hogwarts? -- Alex Rider

No offense, but I'd rather kiss the horse.

Smiling back at her, it occurs to me that I've never met a mean librarian.

He had followed the trail left by a dead man. It was only now that he realized it might lead only to a grave.

But then, he thought, most politicians are small and shabby, the sort of people who have been bullied at school. That's why they become politicians.

Strange though it is,Sarov still cares about you. He told me to leave you alone. But I think, this time, I must disobey the general. You are mine! And I intend to make you suffer..." "Just talking to you makes me suffer," Alex said.

So it's a coincidence. Just like you said. Two rich parents with two rich kids at the same school. They're both killed in accidents. Why are you so interested?" "Because I don't like coincidence," Blunt replied. "In fact, I don't believe in coincidence. Where some people see coincidence, I see conspiracy. That's my job.

Do you realise how much trouble you're in?" "Perhaps I'll have some Weetabix after all.