31 Quotes by April Winchell

The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing.

I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not.