115 Quotes by Art Buchwald

Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

I can now say without hesitation the Marine Corps was the best foster home I ever had.

War for most men is not fighting or marching in parades. It is sitting around somewhere wondering what the hell you are supposed to be doing.

I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.

The most important thing about writing a book is having book parties.

I know it's very egocentric to believe that someone is put on Earth for a reason. In my case, I like to think I was.