6 Quotes by Artemus Ward

I am happiest when I am idle. I could live for months without performing any kind of labor, and at the expiration of that time I should feel fresh and vigorous enough to go right on in the same way for numerous more months.

For people who like that kind of thing, this is the kind of thing they like.

He’s the most married man I ever saw in my life.

It ain’t so much the things we don’t know that get us in trouble. It’s the things we know that ain’t so.

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?

Let us all be happy and live within our means, Even if we have to borrow money to do it with.