81 Quotes by Arthur Smith

Occasionally I find a travel book that is both illuminating and entertaining, where vivid writing and research replace self-indulgence and sloppy prose.

My eyebrows could do with a trim.

I've always been interested in art.

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at 1:00 and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening.

I couldn't really see the point of having lunch unless it started at one and ended a week later in Monte Carlo.

We built it the first time in October 2004 and tore it down when we were done.

This time it was much more intense. Last year, the contestants were kind of 'us versus Gordon' right up until the end - this was brutally competitive right from the beginning.

You're not putting your life on the line to save the people of the village, ... I am.