477 Quotes by Ashleigh Brilliant

My mind contains many good ideas, but it’s not always easy to squeeze one out.

It’s good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn’t adjust to the hours.

Look how often the unexpected happens – yet we still never expect it.

I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common?

Sooner or later, I’ll be punctual.

Speak nothing but the truth, and you’ll soon be considered dangerous.

Once I wanted total happiness – now I will settle for a little less pain.

Life is not a problem – Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.