32 Quotes by Ashton Irwin

Remember kids: Don't get emotionally attached to a band. You'll get pregnant and die.

I also dress up as a sexy fairy.

If you know someone with a talent and a dream, support them just the way you would want to be supported

I'm not dating anyone. I don't even know where I am half of the time.

I can't really explain what it's like to be in love, but I feel like it's being comfortable. It's almost like having a best friend. It's a beautiful thing.

Some people are sass monsters on twitter. Like honey, you need to chill.

Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video

If things are going bad and life is tough, hang in there. Ride it out. Come out on top.

Pete Wentz was the Justin Bieber of 2007. Girls loved him; they obsessed over him.