321 Quotes by Ashton Kutcher

When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you’re doing.

I fail frequently – I just try to keep it quiet.

I didn’t even know guys modeled before that. I thought Fabio was the only male model, and I really didn’t fit that bill.

There is some argument about who actually invented text messaging, but I think it’s safe to say it was a man. Multiple studies have shown that the average man uses about half as many words per day as women, thus text messaging. It eliminates hellos and goodbyes and cuts right to the chase.

If you want to be a real entrepreneur you have to be the cause, you have to be the creator of someone else’s new realty. Which eliminates time, space, motion, and friction.

I’ve had some really, really wild fun nights in Vegas. I ended up on stage once with this band, The Digital Underground, doing the Humpty Dance.

I didn’t come from the worst of situations, and I didn’t come into the best of situations. But I’ve appreciated the best situations. And I’ve made the best of the worst situations. I’m lucky to be where I am.

Modeling is the best because you have to look hot, which comes easy to me, you know. I’m blessed with that.

I think guys wind up after a while not wanting another guy sleeping with the girl they’re with. But eventually everyone wants something more. We all have that desire for something special, something committed. We all want to be The One.