99 Quotes by Aubrey Plaza

My mom's Puerto Rican. That's why I'm so lively and colorful.

I'm too awkward to date, I think. I'm kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

I've had experiences in my life where I've met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

I was like the only diverse kid in my high school, and I'm half-Puerto Rican. But yeah, I have a huge family and tons of cousins in Puerto Rico. We actually hung out with them last summer, and it was awesome. But I wish my grandfather had taught my dad Spanish when he was younger so he could've taught me when I was younger, and sometimes he does, too. It's a shame.

I do have magical powers, I try to use them for good and not evil, but I can pretty much make anyone do whatever I want them to do, if they're within range.

I always want to keep growing and keep surprising people, and showing them different parts of me.

It's weird, huh? It's like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

If you feel like a weirdo, it's okay because weirdos rule the world.

Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.