99 Quotes by Aubrey Plaza

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel ‘sarcastic’ is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it’s almost they feel they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it’s not used in the right way.

I do have magical powers, I try to use them for good and not evil, but I can pretty much make anyone do whatever I want them to do, if they’re within range.

My mom’s Puerto Rican. That’s why I’m so lively and colorful.

I like my name. My mom named me after a song by the 1970s group Bread. So, it’s meaningful, and I like the song. It’s a love song – kind of – but it’s kind of depressing and dark.

I’m too awkward to date, I think. I’m kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.

I’ve had experiences in my life where I’ve met certain people that have opened up something in me and given me hope and a new outlook on life.

I’m totally an anxious mess all the time. There’s a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it’s just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I’m not doing good enough.

It’s weird, huh? It’s like the minute you kinda give up control you just know what to do without doing anything.

I’m not a super emotional person, so that’s one reason I love acting – it makes me deal with myself in that kind of way.