250 Quotes by Austin O'Malley

There is likely to be beauty wherever proportion exists.

No man can have a reasonable opinion of women until he has long lost interest in hair-restorers.

A woman, like a cross-eyed man, looks one way, but goes another--hence her mysteriousness.

Humor wades across a brook, wit jumps over it.

Wisdom is also a deeper consciousness of ignorance.

Those that say they despise riches are saints or liars.

Wealth is a tide which flows into one place by ebbing from another.

Patience is the analogue of God’s serenity.

We use religion like a trolley-car – we ride on it only while it is going our way.