250 Quotes by Austin O'Malley

Sorrow may be a good thing for a woman’s heart, but it is a poor cosmetic for her face.

Each man’s soul is a menagerie where Conscience, the animal-tamer, lives with a collection of wild beasts.

That a mouse of scandal whisks its foolish tail across the church’s floor is not sufficient cause for clamorous leaping out of its windows.

Atheism is a disease of the mind caused by eating underdone philosophy.

The perjurer’s mother told white lies.

Cunning is a short blanket – if you pull it over your face, you expose your feet.

A man’s life is like a well, not like a snake – it should be measured by its depth, not by its length.

If you are without an enemy in the world, you may be a lamb or an ass, but you are not a man.

A politician is like a quicksilver, if you try to put your finger on him, you find nothing under it.