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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

Pretty much nothing in time and space is as important as you think it is. Except, of course, dreaming and hugs.

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.

Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.