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Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift that is why it is called the present

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

For every effect there is a root cause. Find and address the root cause rather than try to fix the effect, as there is no end to the latter.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.