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He already ruined your mascara, don't let him ruin your life.

The ones you judge today, may be the judgments you endure tomorrow.

I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night—especially since I walked there.

Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it.

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?

Discipline is the difference between what you want now and what you want most.

While I was holding on all you did was let go.

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege.