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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

The only limits in your life are those that you set yourself.

The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.

Life is a gift. Never forget to enjoy and bask in every moment you are in. The Personal Excellence Blog - CelestineChua.co

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.