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Sarcasm the body's natural defense against stupidity.

Asking a seamstress to mend is like asking Michelangelo to paint your garage.

The only thing you get from being fake is losing your real friends and gaining more fake people in your circle

Life's problems wouldn't be called "hurdles" if there wasn't a way to get over them.

When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.

I just couldn't live with myself knowing I had just killed myself.

Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.

Basketball doesn't build character it reveals it.

When dealing with sarcastic people, prescribe them the same course of medicine but with a stronger dosage