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They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

I miss you like a retard misses the point.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

On Halloween the thing you must do is pretend that nothing can frighten you. And if something scares you and you want to run just let on like it's Halloween fun

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.