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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. The Personal Excellence Blog - CelestineChua.com

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

The trouble with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long