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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A gypsy fire is on the hearth,Sign of the carnival of mirth;Through the dun fields and from the gladeFlash merry folk in masquerade,For this is Hallowe'en!

What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.