284 Quotes by Aziz Ansari

I’m like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it’s like, OK, he’s in there.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to ’cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.

Let’s have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting ‘Gangnam style!’ yelled at them by bros around the world.

Most of my teachers when I grew up were like older white women. So, I couldn’t really channel them.

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you’re feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work.

I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn’t, but I thought: ‘What the hell?’ So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it’s Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

We each sit alone, staring at this black screen with a whole range of emotions. But in a strange way, we are all doing it together, and we should take solace in the fact that no one has a clue what’s going on.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an ‘ethnic comic’ or an ‘Asian comic.’ I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.