284 Quotes by Aziz Ansari

Some are clearly so confused that they have taken to wearing fedoras. A difficult period indeed.

Wouldn’t it be cool to be single in a bygone area? I take a girl to a drive-in movie, we go have a cheeseburger and a malt at the diner, and then we make out under the stars in my old-timey convertible. Granted, this might have been tough in the fifties given my brown skin tone and racial tensions at the time, but in my fantasy, racial harmony is also part of the deal.

Too busy to write me back, but she has time to post a photo of some deer she saw on a hike?

But our research also convinced me that too many people spend way too much time doing the online part of online dating, not the dating part. After.

The world is available to us, but that may be the problem.

Making sure the person shared your interest in sushi and Wes Anderson movies and made you get a boner anytime you touched her hair would seem far too picky.

Like most fedora wearers, he had a lot of inexplicable confidence.

Basically, we see something as more desirable when it is less available.

So you’re going to horrible places and meeting horrible people and you’re complaining about it? Live your life like a decent person. Go to the grocery store, buy your own food, take care of yourself. If you live a responsible life, you’ll run into responsible people,” he said.