284 Quotes by Aziz Ansari

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.

I know my fan base is a smart group of people.

It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing.

I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.

I'm the kind of person, if I see something, like a funny video, I want to share it. With Twitter and Tumblr you can do that on a mass scale, and people get to know your personality.

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.