23 Quotes by Barbara Elsborg

Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.

That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.

Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?

'Everything is temporary. Nothing lasts. We're born. We die. Life's all about loss and change. Things happen, we learn to adapt or we don't, but we move on in some way or another. Sometimes that's hard and takes longer than we'd like.'

'I've been privileged to occasionally hear you sing in the shower and thought--what a voice. With a reasonable amount of training, it might actually be a voice I could listen to for more than a few minutes without getting a migraine.'

'I don't have a type. I'll fuck almost anything. Almost anyone, I mean. I do have some standards.'

'A hundred and seventy two multiplied by thirteen,' Tyler gasped. 'Two thousand two hundred and thirty six.' 'You're not supposed to bloody tell me. I'm trying to distract myself.' He opened one eye and glared at Haris. 'How come you can still think straight? How come you can work it out that fast?' 'Good at maths, good at multi-tasking, just good.' Tyler groaned. 'Well, see if you can count to ten before I come. Anything over ten is a miracle.'

The power that was your father's." He looked at her bewildered face. "To get it, I need to take you away.""Where to?""A vacation to somewhere warm and cozy.""Florida?""Nearly. Hell."Piper glared.He shrugged. "I don't know why people are so down on hell. It never rains; it's always hot; you can get a nice tan; there's plenty to do.....

The moment he felt well enough to walk any distance, he was out of here and flying to someplace hot. Hopefully not hell.