3 Quotes by Bard Bloom

First of all, simply clawing or breathing at somedragon once isn't real fighting. Small people usually use words for what we mean by that. They might say, oh, "Your mother copulated extramaritally with a black poodle, and from this union you were born." Dragons just attack, once, instead. It's just as expressive.

Polite fictions are very important for dragons.

There’s no remedy for a spat between friends like visiting flaming, whirling death upon your enemies.