40 Quotes by Baseball

You have only two hemispheres in your brain – a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It’s a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.

It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.

What the hell has Hoover got to do with it? Besides, I had a better year than he did.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

I’d rather be lucky than good.

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don’t know how to spell my name.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.

The great trouble with baseball today is that most of the players are in the game for the money and that’s it, not for the love of it, the excitement of it, the thrill of it.

Slump? I ain’t in no slump... I just ain’t hitting.