107 Quotes by Bauvard

It is under intense pressure that the most profound thoughts occur, in those dark remote spaces thinned of all but carnivores. The monsters of the deep have only each other to feed upon.

Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude.

I don’t know the kind of person I’ll be tomorrow, but I’ll be able to look back on yesterday and ask “What was that guy’s problem?” The future is full of condescending jerks.

People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.

I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead.

An anniversary is the perfect time to celebrate all the missed opportunities to correct a mistake, and even take vows to renew it.

For a parched cheek, raindrops offer catharsis on loan. Those unable to weep can at least soak themselves in heaven’s sorrow.

I didn’t sacrifice everything for love, just my mother when love required a caesarian.

Save endangered whales, only great whites stir the thrill of the hunt within me.