107 Quotes by Bauvard

If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself.

Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder.

Like Saturn at a family reunion, we ravenously devour children, parents, cousins – all which threatens the integrity of the self, which renders it less than completely unique. The babysitter, too, must go: even the chance of a divulged memory must be snuffed out.

A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that Christmas.

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won’t be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.

Use condoms; it’s wise not to gamble with your children’s future.

Love is the escape plan from our scheduled existences.

Genre Fiction: grand visual spectacles produced to save bookstoregoers the misery of viewing the awful word versions.