22 Quotes by Belinda Bauer

It has sick on the sleeve. And no apostrophe.

He was only wearing trainers, but a kick in the face is a kick in the face.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who think it could never happen to them. And those who know it will...

Death wants his Maiden.

Steven was writing to the Devil and asking for mercy.

All I’m saying is, when you have a kid, then suddenly you understand how easy it is to make mistakes, see? And you forgive your parents a bit, you know?

She had arthritis, which meant that sometimes she experienced the agony of her diamond rings not fitting. She complained to the doctor about it constantly; she’d paid good money for those rings and somehow felt that the NHS simply didn’t want her wearing them – socialist cartel that it was.

Avery adapted so fast he’d have blown a hole straight through Darwinism.

Then he stared down at the twinkling lights and sobbed, “All my stars fell out of the sky.