99 Quotes by Ben Elton

My parents were secular. I am an atheist.

I don't know what people who I've never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things - but I'm proud of the fact I've remained close to everyone I've ever worked with.

I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.

I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.

We've all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that's all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it's just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.

I'm easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.