74 Quotes by Ben Feldman

You’ve got a problem. Part of what you own isn’t yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?

If I don’t buy it, I can’t sell it.

You are already broke and don’t even know it.

There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.

I was obsessed with Jack Nicholson. Like, I watched 'Prizzi's Honor' when I was, like, 11.

If you look at the history of advertising, most of them were Jews, so it was only a matter of time before 'Mad Men' explored that area of advertising.

I certainly don't know a lot of anti-Semitic people, but I've got plenty of friends that have a whole bunch of Jew jokes up their sleeve, and every time it's relevant, it will come up.

For the beginning of my career, I was always playing people younger than me.

Often, American audiences are underestimated by producers and movie studios. They often think we're dumber than we are.