17 Quotes by Ben Monopoli

You know you’re in a tough place in your life when you decide now’s a good time to start Moby Dick.

One perk of living alone is there’s no one to judge me.

I’ve always loved this, what silly people disregard as humping but what aficionados call frottage – this feeling a guy over every inch of me, forehead to toes.

I knew from the first moment I saw him that I’d never turn down anything this guy asked of me.

The fishes wake up early.

Life’s not a porno.

Maybe I’ll take you to a lighthouse and kiss you like in that book about the cranberries everyone has to read in high school.

We’re sharing a bed, Vince. I’d say we’re a skooch past uncomfortable already, knowi’msayin?” “...