215 Quotes by Ben Stein

I always assumed scientists were free to ask any question, pursue any line of inquiry without fear or reprisal.

The people who did the collateralized mortgage obligations, sold them to pension funds, then sold them short, then bought credit default swap insurance on them, are just amazing. They are a law unto themselves.

I have to tell you I never in my life anticipated getting this old, this fast. It seems as if I were 25 just a few days ago.

It is so great to sleep in safe, glorious, beautiful America. I just cannot get over it.

When are American Jews going to realize that the Republican Party is far better for Israel than the Democrats?

Nothing happens by itself... it all will come your way, once you understand that you have to make it come your way, by your own exertions.

If there are finer beings than German short hairs, I don't know what they are. In their eyes is peace.

Israel being condemned by the EU, which 66 years ago watched with glee as its Jews were being mass murdered. That is pretty rich.

Running a real business is exacting, daunting, repetitive work. Even in Silicon Valley.