133 Quotes by Ben Stiller

Zoolander was more of my own sensibility.

God was showing off when he made you.

Oh, dear God, thank you, you are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating God, and we thank You oh sweet, sweet Lord of hosts for the smörgåsbord You have so aptly laid at our table this day, and each day, by day, day by day, by day oh dear Lord three things we pray to love Thee more dearly, to see Thee more clearly, to follow Thee more nearly, day, by day, by day. Amen.

There's a sense here in L.A. that everybody's aware of everybody all the time. It's funny but we choose it. People who are here want to be here, including me.

I know that I'm better as an actor when I'm working with a good actor. I think anytime you're working with a better actor, it makes you a better actor.

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

I don't know what that weid fantasy is that makes people go, "Oh, you must have had a great childhood."

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.