37 Quotes by Benny Hill

Live everyday as though it’s your last ’cause one day you’ll be right.

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.

I never yell, I never tell, but I’m grateful as hell.

Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.

I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.

I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

Do unto others, then run.

I used to watch all these great fat women in the audience laughing at the comic, and I would think how wonderful it would be to be that man. He was surrounded by pretty girls, he obviously got more money than anyone else, and everyone loved him.