37 Quotes by Benny Hill

I'm single. I don't have a family. I certainly don't have to work. I don't want to be the richest man in the cemetery.

I have a mental age of about 17. Far too young for marriage.

If you can mix glamor and gags, then you can catch the audience twice over.

A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What's so corrupting about that?

I changed it to Leslie Hill, only that seemed more like a cocktail pianist. Eventually, being an admirer of Jack Benny, I took his name.

I don't do something I won't enjoy just for the money. I do it for the fun, for the joy of working.

The mistake British comedians often make is trying to beat the Americans at their own game - getting visiting American singers on their shows, talking about 'sidewalk' instead of 'pavement,' sitting on high stools in a white dinner jacket doing ballads. That way, you simply end up with a mid-Atlantic mishmash.

What we've discovered is that Americans seem to love our saucy humor.

I don't covet images or belongings. My television set and video are rented, any paintings aren't worth a fortune, and money is of little interest.