176 Quotes by Bette Midler

Do I understand this right? I'm being marked down?

I've always said we got married because there was nothing on TV.

Find your Light; They can't love you if they can't see you

All these rumors about [Tom Cruise] being gay. I don't believe it. I don't believe it for one minute. He hasn't been to one of my shows.

Sold my soul. Bought these devil chains.

The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.

Me, I'm just a hack. I'm just a schlep-per. I just do what I can do.

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death?

The inventor of the modern foundation garment that we women wear today was a German scientist and opera lover by the name of Otto Titsling.