244 Quotes by Betty White

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

Don’t try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won’t live long enough to find out about, but I’m still curious about them.

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.

Don’t try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff.

People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...'.. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board

It’s [old age] not a surprise, we knew it was coming – make the most of it. So you may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game.

Trolls suck.

Anger tears me up inside... My own... or anyone else's.