244 Quotes by Betty White

I love straight-face comedy or relatively subtle comedy. And then I turn around and I find myself doing very broad comedy but it’s all fun and you have to keep your sense of humor and not take yourself seriously.

People who don’t like cats haven’t been around them. There’s the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing. If I sound old-fashioned, it’s because I’m as old as I am! But it’s just polite.

I didn’t know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time.

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it.

I really don’t care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.

I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot.

Being blessed with good health gives you the strength and loving what you do and – is a privilege that keeps you going. So I’m just happy as a lark.

I’m blessed with learning easily. I’ve always had a good thing about memorizing quickly, and I just leave the script kind of open somewhere, and as I walk by I’ll just take a swipe at it and then go on about my business and pretty soon it sticks.