244 Quotes by Betty White

My blessing is I’m blessed with good health. If I weren’t feeling good or if I didn’t have the energy, then it’s not that much fun. But this way, you can get away with murder because you’re going to be 90 in January.

I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

I’m a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

When you start explaining why something’s funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.

I’m a teenager trapped in an old body.

When we started in television, there was that magic box in the corner of the room, and ‘Oh my gosh – look what it’s doing!’

My mother and dad were big animal lovers, too. I just don’t know how I would have lived without animals around me. I’m fascinated by them – both domestic pets and the wild community. They just are the most interesting things in the world to me, and it’s made such a difference in my lifetime.

Now that I’m 91, as opposed to being 90, I’m much wiser. I’m much more aware and I’m much sexier.

Those that just talk are also the ones that say, ‘Why don’t they do this?’ and ‘Why don’t they do that?’ Well, they’re they. We’re all they, and we can all do a little something.