244 Quotes by Betty White

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are.

One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old.

I enjoy being busy, I really do. Remember, I'm the stub end of the railroad. I have no family, so I'm not taking busy time away from people that I should be spending it with. So I'm just relaxing and enjoying it.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

If you have one good series, you know, it's a blessing. Two good series is unusual. Three is a phenomenon.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.