52 Quotes by Bil Keane

Oh simple thing, where have you gone? I'm getting old and I need something to rely on So tell me when you're gonna let me in I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

OF COURSE I'd like to be the ideal mother. But I'm too busy raising children.

Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family.

I don't just try to be funny.

Today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

A peaceful home is as sacred a place as any chapel or cathedral.

Goal begins with "GO."

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

Oh simple thing, where have you gone? I’m getting old and I need something to rely on So tell me when you’re gonna let me in I’m getting tired and I need somewhere to begin.