52 Quotes by Bil Keane

OF COURSE I’d like to be the ideal mother. But I’m too busy raising children.

A hug is like a boomerang – you get it back right away.

Goal begins with “GO.”

Lovesick, bitter and hardened heart. Aching, waiting for life to start.

Sometimes I get the feeling that I’m stranded in the wrong time where love is just a lyric in a children’s rhyme.

God put Santa Claus on earth to remind us that Christmas is ’sposed to be a happy time.

I don’t just try to be funny.

I didn’t always spell my name Bil. My parents named me Bill, but when I started drawing cartoons on the wall, they knocked the ‘L’ out of me.

Yesterday was the past. Tomorrow is the future. Today is a gift, that why it’s called the present.