235 Quotes by Bill Bailey

He very kindly let me set up so I could start communicating back to the insurance companies. The more I had contact with George, got to know him better, the more I realized this is a very wise man. He's been around a long time.

We need to have stronger zoning codes and building codes, and we need to enforce them.

We wouldn't need a new facility. We would just have to find an existing one that could contain it.

Two solipsists walk into a bar, and one says to the other...

We've been looking at the numbers and wondering just how long we can sustain the kind of insured damages we've been getting. If insurance is not affordable, it's really not available.

We certainly make our customers aware of flood insurance, but so many turn it down.

At the last count -- and we're still counting -- there were 3.2 million claims. We're approaching the doomsday scenario we described 5 years ago.

There's a wonderful sadness and poignancy about those Finnish films. They have people adrift at the mercy of fate. They're heartwarming. I also find them funny. I suppose that makes me an optimist.

A swimming program for kids in a place surrounded by water is essential.