228 Quotes by Bill Burr
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I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or I would go absolutely crazy and would want to kill myself. I just want to go in there and talk about what's bugging me.
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It's better to just plough ahead. And if I say something they don't get, I just make fun of myself for assuming that everybody knows everything about where I live.
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There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you like 17 right off the top of my head.
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I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good.
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Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I'm yelling?
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If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.
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