228 Quotes by Bill Burr

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    I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or I would go absolutely crazy and would want to kill myself. I just want to go in there and talk about what's bugging me.

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    It's better to just plough ahead. And if I say something they don't get, I just make fun of myself for assuming that everybody knows everything about where I live.

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    There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you like 17 right off the top of my head.

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    I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good.

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    If this goes into sweatshop labor, I'm quitting this podcast.

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