40 Quotes by Bill Gaede

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conceptualizing).

A mathematician believes that describing the speed of Mercury with equations amounts to science.

A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction.

For historical accuracy, we have scrubbed all dissenting opinions from history...

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic...

We are the last generation of humans on Earth!