40 Quotes by Bill Gaede

Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the have-not food.

Survivalist without a cause is a hunter. Prepper without a cause is a gardener.

Geneticists are a group of mathematicians who have taken over the Neanderthal Paleontology Guild. They call the shots now.

If you want to know whether God exists, all you have to do is define the word 'exist'.

You can recognize a mathematical physicist because he always asks you for your credentials or lists his without you asking for them.

A relativist is an individual who doesn’t know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

If you can’t illustrate ‘it’, ‘it’ doens’t belong in Physics as a noun! You can’t put an article in front. You can’t put a verb after!

A mathematician is an? individual who calls himself a ‘physicist’ and does ‘physics’ and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

It is the definition of the word ‘object’ which destroys all religions.