168 Quotes by Bill Hader

My parents were supportive. I didn't have good grades, but they could tell I wasn't lazy.

If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

Seth Meyers and I wrote a 'Spider-Man' comic.

The idea of a Chicago band that wanted to sing songs about California is really funny. Having never been to California.

When it comes to comedy, it might be interesting to know why an airplane works, but really? Maybe it's better not to know why certain things work. Just fly the thing, and if nothing falls apart, you'll be fine.

All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.

I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson voice on the bus, obviously before I hit puberty. And everybody went, 'Whoa, that sounds just like Bart Simpson.'

My kids, they're always embarrassed when my voice shows up in something.

I saw 'A Clockwork Orange' when I was 11. When you watch 'Clockwork Orange' at 11, it either totally scares you from watching movies, or you want to become a filmmaker. I was the latter.