377 Quotes by Bill Hicks

Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.

I loved when Bush came out and said, ‘We are losing the war against drugs.’ You know what that implies? There’s a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.

It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego...

It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.

Nonsmokers – this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.

I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.