377 Quotes by Bill Hicks

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it.

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul.

It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.

I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.

If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.

All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.

It’s my object to be stared at like a dog that’s just been shown a card trick.

No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.

We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?